Making Fast Food Your Friend – My New Favorite Fast Food Meal

So, my last post on this topic was about Five Guys, and while I still love The Five, there is a new love in my life – Chipotle.  The love of my life – Tillie, my fiancé was the one who turned me on to the no rice, no beans bowl and Chipotle.  Its super yummy, super easy (no work involved – I only have to pay for it!), and doesn’t have any fattening (or fatigue inducing) starchy carbs.  And its soon to be even more convenient as they’re opening one right up the street from my condo!

Did you know you can place your order online before you go so that you don’t have to wait online?

The Josef Bowl:

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*Double barbacoa beef
*Guacamole
*Sour cream
*Cheese
*Medium salsa
*Lettuce

Interesting side note:  I told one client about the no beans or rice bowl and she said, “but then you’ll need more food [as the rice and beans make up a lot of the bulk in the bowl].”  That’s not actually true.

For folks that have a tendency to pack on extra body-fat the act of eating carbs makes you hungry (insulin makes you both tired and hungry as its busy making new body-fat).  So, eliminating the starchy/refined carbs from a meal makes it energizing and satiating.  You’ll be more satisfied without the beans and rice than with!  (Satisfied with how your pants fit and satisfied with the amount of food you ate.)

Whispering sweet nothings to my dinner.  Does that make me sick?

Whispering sweet nothings to my dinner. Does that make me sick?

Happy 4th of July!

Oh, and if you live in the States, spare a moment to reflect on how fortunate you are to live here vs. all of the other places on Earth that could never offer you the same opportunities to prosper and do with your life as you see fit.  I have one client that just spent 6 months in Afghanistan, and, well, you get the point… count your blessings.

Josef Brandenburg is Washington, DC’s top personal trainer for busy people. He shows normal people with hectic lives and average genetics how to create the bodies they want in the time they actually have. To find out more about the 7-Day Free Trial click here. You can also pick up a copy of his brand new CD - “Why Eat Less and Exercise More is The Worst Advice Ever” here.

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What If Low Carb Is Wrong? Does ASP Prove That Insulin Doesn’t Matter and That Its Calories That Really Count?

So there I was on the forums of t-nation.com answering questions about my recent interview piece with Gary Taubes when I started to wonder if this low-carb thing was legitimate after all.  “Have I been giving bad advice the whole time?  Should I just be telling people to ‘eat less and exercise more?’  But that’s never worked…  What I do now works like clock work… But all these posts keep telling me how ‘retarded’ me and Gary are…’”, I worried to myself.

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What’s not authoritative and intimidating about being insulted over and over again by anonymous people on a forum?  If they can type it on a forum it must be well researched and true!  Right?

I did come to my thin-skinned senses eventually, BUT the folks on the t-nation forums did leave me with one question that I wasn’t entirely sure about:  Is ASP the overlooked flaw in low-carb dieting?

There were a lot of posts saying in effect: “What Tuabes and the rest of the low-carb community don’t like talking about is a little compound called acylation stimulating protein (ASP) which stores dietary fat in the fat cell with ZERO rise in insulin levels.”

I started doing some digging and found statements like these in peer reviewed research (I’m paraphrasing to make them readable and concise):

#1.  “ASP is far more powerful than insulin in stimulating the creation of new body-fat.” (1)

#2.  “ASP is released in response to an oral fat load.” (2)

Did I Get Served On A Forum?

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I started really getting into ASP research at about 10pm on a Saturday night, and by the time I found the above statements in peer reviewed research I started sweating and my stomach was twisted up in knots.  I tried to let it go and hang out with my fiancé, but I just had to know – “What’s the deal with ASP!?  Is this something the debunks low-carb?”

So I spent the next 6 hours combing everything that I could get my hands on about ASP, and every time a paper made on of the above statements (#1 & 2 above) I noted the paper they cited.  (By the way, my biochemistry textbooks were no help at all.)  Pretty soon it became clear that those two statements were pretty much built off of two papers published in 1989:

•    Statement #1 above was pretty much built off of a paper titled “Purification and characterization of acylation stimulating protein”, but let’s call it “ASP trumps insulin” for this article.

•    Statement #2 above was built off of a paper titled “Metabolic response of acylation stimulating protein to an oral fat load,” but let’s call it “ASP is released in response to fat, not carbs.”

Does ASP Trump Insulin?

For the “ASP trumps insulin paper” the researchers grew fat cells in cultures (outside the body).  It is true the addition of ASP REALLY accelerated the creation of new fat (triglyceride) – it was faster than insulin.

HOWEVER, both the ASP and the no-ASP cultures had insulin and carbs added to them.  So the water is very muddy:

Could the ASP be a way in which insulin accelerates its activity?  Maybe the super deadly combo a high-fat and high sugar meal?  Maybe the only thing to learn from this study is that frosting is more fattening than candy?  Why not test ASP without insulin and carbs if your goal is to see what the difference between them is?

Or, for that matter, why not just test ASP in actual people instead of cultures? (1)

Is ASP Released In Response to Fat, Not Carbs?

For the “ASP is released in response to fat, not carbs.” The “lipid meal” or “oral fat load” that was used to induce the ASP response was cream + one tbsp table sugar (sucrose) + one tbsp nonfat dry milk.

That mixture is 25% carbs by weight!  So, that really doesn’t tell us anything at all.

Why not just have people drink olive oil or melted butter instead of cream plus a bunch of sugary stuff?

Take It Home Gary

I shared my research with Gary Taubes and he had this to say:

Gary and his cat

Gary and his cat

“Nice to know you’re suitably obsessed Josef.

“One thing to keep in mind in all this is the need to explain the observations, not just work with possible mechanisms that can’t explain anything. So one of the observations is weight loss on a high fat diet — the Atkins diet.

“So if ASP was good at sequestering dietary fat away in the fat tissue without carbs being needed, why would people lose weight when they ate an Atkins diet?

“Another observation we’re trying to understand, as I point out in lectures, is the obesity in poor populations eating low-fat, high carb diets. So there ASP would be irrelevant. Now if we had obesity in populations eating low-carb, high-fat diets, that would be telling and a reason to invoke ASP, but, as far as I know, no such populations exist.

“So maybe ASP plays a role in obesity in rats that are fed high fat diets, but we’re not all that interested in rats.”

Epilogue – Falling Asleep At A Wedding

My obsessive researching kept me up ‘till 4am, but I had to be up at 8am to workout, shower and be at a friend’s wedding the next day.  I couldn’t put off my workout and sleep in because I had deadlines to meet that night.  So, while everyone else was watching the cake cutting and dancing, I passed out, face down on the table.  Even though I woke with drool on my cheek I felt a lot better.

Josef Brandenburg is an award winning Washington, DC weight loss expert and author of The Body You Want.  He specializes in helping normal, busy people create the bodies they want in the time they actually have.  You can pick up a FREE copy of his new CD “Why ‘Eat Less and Exercise More’ is The Worst Advice Ever” right here.

References

#1.  J Biol Chem vol. 264, Jan 5, 1989, p.426-430

#2. J lipid res vol 30, 1989 p. 1727-1733

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5 Celebrity Fitness Secrets For A Great Beach Body

Summer is officially here.  The clothes are coming off as we go to the beach or pool, and people want to look their best.  So we had award winning Washington, DC personal trainer Josef Brandenburg compile 5 secrets that celebrities use to create and keep amazing beach bodies:

No high fructose corn syrup EVER

No high fructose corn syrup EVER

#1.  Marissa Miller – Don’t drink your calories: Marissa told Cosmo “I hadn’t had soda in about five years, and I came home to find this thing in the fridge that rolls soda cans out like a dispenser.  I’m like, ‘What are you doing to me?’” referring to her husband’s new soda dispenser.

“There are almost no beverages with calories that aren’t just pure sugar – juice included.  Sugar spikes insulin and insulin makes you tired, fat and hungry,” says Brandenburg.

#2. Jason Stathamclick here to read the rest of the 5 celebrity fitness tips (free as a press release).

Josef Brandenburg is Washington, DC’s top personal trainer for busy people. He shows normal people with hectic lives and average genetics how to create the bodies they want in the time they actually have. To find out more about the 7-Day Free Trial click here. You can also pick up a copy of his brand new CD - “Why Eat Less and Exercise More is The Worst Advice Ever” here.

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Why Are You Peeing In Your Pants? The Myth Of Motivation

A lot of people tell me that they’ll start exercising or eating better when they get motivated.  I don’t know if you know anyone like this personally?  (Like, I don’t know, yourself maybe!)

The attitude is, “oh, I’m just waiting for my motivation to kick in.  When my motivation arrives its on, I’m gonna eat right and work hard and get sexy!”

People start saying this when they hit a size 10 and they’re still saying it when they hit a size 16.

Motivation is a myth.  Motivation does not exist.

The only things that exists are:

#1.  You

#2.  Your standards

Everything else is a figment of your imagination.  Just some BS you made up so that you don’t have to take responsibility for your own behavior.  “Its not my fault, my motivation hasn’t shown up yet!”

What Really Matters

What really matters are your standards – what you are and are not willing to accept from yourself.

Back when I was like 20 years old I saw this homeless guy living outside of the WSC that I worked in and really wanted to help him get off the streets.  I thought to myself, “all this man needs is an opportunity to get on his feet again and I’m gonna give it to him.”

So I went to REI and a few other stores and got him a huge box of toiletries, books on job hunting, new clothes, etc.  I wrapped that box up in bright red wrapping paper and tied it up with a giant white bow – it was Christmas time.

I asked him if he’d like some help getting off the streets and he said “yes!”  So I gave him the box and then took him to a boarding house in Foggy Bottom.

I told him that his job was to apply for jobs every week and to get one.  I would pay for all his food and housing, and he had a month to make some serious headway in getting a job.

The funny thing is that he actually did nothing.  He didn’t drink at all.  He just acted like a lazy high school kid over the summer.  He stayed inside, watched M*A*S*H and ate pizza.  He cleaned himself up, but he literally did nothing.

To make that even worse one day when I was driving him around trying to help motivate him to seek job opportunities around he peed in my car!  He gave no warning, he just let it rip and soaked my passenger seat in urine.  NO, he did NOT have a bladder control problem or anything like that.

Living on the streets he had gotten into the habit of just letting “it” go in his pants if he felt like it.

Do you remember Ren & Stimpy?

Do you remember Ren & Stimpy?

The point of this is that I seriously doubt that any of you has peed in someone else’s car as an adult.  Why?  Because that kind of behavior is completely unacceptable.  Its so far below the standards that you have for yourself that you would never even dream of doing something like that.

The food that you put in your mouth and the exercise that you do or do not do is EXACTLY the same thing.  It is a standard.

A standard of behavior and YOU are where the buck stops.  Raise your standards and you will change your life.  Keep waiting for your motivation to show up and your pants will keep getting tighter.

It’s YOUR choice an NOBODY else’s.

Get off your ass and get to work and the motivation will follow.  Stay on your ass and the motivation will never show up.

Josef Brandenburg is Washington, DC’s top personal trainer for busy people. He shows normal people with hectic lives and average genetics how to create the bodies they want in the time they actually have. To find out more about the 7-Day Free Trial click here. You can also pick up a copy of his brand new CD - “Why Eat Less and Exercise More is The Worst Advice Ever” here.

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How To Make Any Fat-Loss Workout Better Instantly

You already know that metabolic resistance training (MRT) is the foundation of any good fat (weight) loss workout, not aerobics or jogging. But even with a good, long-term MRT program there is a big mistake that a lot of people make with their resistance training – rushing it.

Beef cake!!!

Beef cake!!!

While you’ve probably heard that you should slow down when lifting weights (however this is not true for all people), you probably don’t know why its so important for fat-loss.

A set of repetitions is nothing more than a way to keep track of time – how much time was spent doing an exercise.  For example if you were doing a metabolic combo like 15reps of squats, followed by 15 reps of push-ups.  A good program will indicate the tempo – usually about 4 seconds per rep.  4sec x 15reps = 60sec of work.

That means that the person who wrote the program wanted you spend 60sec doing the exercise (or technically “time under tension” or TUT).

Often when the weight is challenging (but not necessarily too heavy) people try to rush through a set to avoid the fatigue and the burn by pumping 1 and 2sec reps.  But, if you rush you are only doing 15-30sec of work, not the 60sec you were supposed to be doing – you’re cutting your workout by 50-75%!

If fat-loss is your goal you want to be working for 45-90sec at a time (and you want a weight that just barely allows your body to get that done) to get the post workout fat-burning boost.

Keep the weight hard, but discipline yourself to do each set right – 2sec down and 2sec up, and you’ll get 50-75% better results.

Josef Brandenburg is Washington, DC’s top personal trainer for busy people. He shows normal people with hectic lives and average genetics how to create the bodies they want in the time they actually have. To find out more about the 7-Day Free Trial click here. You can also pick up a copy of his brand new CD - “Why Eat Less and Exercise More is The Worst Advice Ever” here.

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Are you in the club?

There’s a club that you can join that will give you a serious edge in getting and keeping the body YOU want while on the road - vacation or work travel.  It can help keep you motivated, energized and focused, and give you a serious boost when it comes to saying “no” to all of the junk food that is sure to tempt you.

Do want to know more about this free club?

Its called club G.Y.M., as in Get Your ass Moving and go workout while you’re traveling.  Sticking to any kind of effective workout program while you’re on the road will do absolute wonders for the rest of your life – especially your eating.  If you wake up 20min early to get your interval workout in, it’s hard to go to breakfast and eat pancakes.
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And if you get started off on the right foot with breakfast – bacon and eggs, then you’ve got tons of momentum going into the rest of the day.  This momentum is both physiological and psychological.

In your head you are proud of yourself for doing the right thing (especially so much so early in the day) and want to keep it going.  And, in your body you are controlling your blood sugar and insulin levels so the cravings, the hunger pangs and the fatigue won’t be there provided you make healthy snacks available to yourself.

If you’re going someplace where there won’t be a gym that’s no problem.  You don’t need anything to get a great interval workout.  (Try this one, with just your body weight.)  And you can fit a complete gym in your bag that is cheap, light weight and won’t take up much room.  All you need:

#1.  Valslide
#2.  Gymboss
#3.  Resistance bands
#4.  Jump rope
#5.  A massage ball (tennis ball, softball, lacrosse or base ball)

If you’re pressed for time a smart workout won’t require more than 20-30min per day while on the road.  Anybody can wake up a little earlier to get that in before the day starts.  Then you’ll be in club G.Y.M.

Oh, club G.Y.M. memberships come with free passes to L.G.N. and M.P.F.  That’s “looking good naked” and “my pants fit!”

Josef Brandenburg is Washington, DC’s top personal trainer for busy people. He shows normal people with hectic lives and average genetics how to create the bodies they want in the time they actually have. To find out more about the 7-Day Free Trial click here. You can also pick up a copy of his brand new CD - “Why Eat Less and Exercise More is The Worst Advice Ever” here.

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Getting buzzed while getting buff: How to drink without ruining your progress

Over the past few years I have noticed something profound – most people like to drink.  (Well, it is profound to me since I think alcohol tastes like cat pee.  I was very young when I got my first cat.)  Even when people have hired me to help them drop a ton of body fat quickly they still really want to be able to drink.

skinny girl margarita

skinny girl margarita

Since I pride myself on being able to help normal people (vs. bodybuilders) get results in the real world I decided to figure this one out.  (By figure it out, I mean steal ideas from my clients.)

After observing client behavior and measuring client results over the past few years I’ve come up with these 3 simple rules that make everyone happy:

#1.  Beer makes you fat: Beer and fruity drinks like margaritas and daiquiris kill all progress, and can often reverse a week of hard work in the gym and kitchen.  The short explanation is that your body fat is fundamentally regulated by the hormone insulin.  And your insulin levels are fundamentally regulated by the quantity and quality of carbs in your diet.

In fruity drinks and beer the quantity is huge and the quality is horrible.  Drinking beer seems to be like drinking bread – it can actually help you gain fat while losing muscle.  The worst of both worlds.

Solution:  read tip #2, switch to light beer or something like Michelob Ultra, or use a sugar-free mixer like Crystal Light, seltzer or diet soda.

#2.  Hard liquor and wine are fine: Within reason (around 6 drinks per week) hard liquor and wine don’t seem to slow people down very much at all.  It seems like it’s the carbs in the drinks (tip #1), not the alcohol itself that is the big villain.

#3.  Get buzzed, not hammered: This should be common sense right?  If you get really drunk on a regular basis your progress will suffer if not disappear.  This is always worse if done with beer or fruity drinks.

Josef Brandenburg is Washington, DC’s top personal trainer for busy people. He shows normal people with hectic lives and average genetics how to create the bodies they want in the time they actually have. To find out more about the 7-Day Free Trial click here. You can also pick up a copy of his brand new CD - “Why Eat Less and Exercise More is The Worst Advice Ever” here.

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New, FUN, Killer Home Fat-loss Workout

My fiancé filmed this masterpiece from my luxurious home gym (my living room).  I was supposed to do kettlebells for my intervals today, but I came up with a “better” idea instead.  (I say “better” because it really kicked my butt and made me sweat like a pig, but it was a better workout.)  Besides not being able to breath it was actually a pretty fun 20min.

Watch the video – you want to catch my jokes and be sure that you understand how to do this correctly (safety and efficacy).

Here’s the workout and warm-up:

Warm-up

10 brides
10 squats
5 inchworms

The Goblin Squat/Squat Thrust Ladder (from hell)

10 Goblin squats, followed immediately by 10 squat thrusts
30sec rest

9 Goblin squats, followed immediately by 9 squat thrusts
30sec rest

8 Goblin squats, followed immediately by 8 squat thrusts
30sec rest

7 Goblin squats, followed immediately by 7 squat thrusts
30sec rest

6 Goblin squats, followed immediately by 6 squat thrusts
30sec rest

5 Goblin squats, followed immediately by 5 squat thrusts
30sec rest

4 Goblin squats, followed immediately by 4 squat thrusts
NO rest

3 Goblin squats, followed immediately by 3 squat thrusts
NO rest

2 Goblin squats, followed immediately by 2 squat thrusts
NO rest

1 Goblin squats, followed immediately by 2 squat thrusts

Rest 2 min

Repeat once more

Collapse in a pool of your own sweat!

Workouts like this will massively accelerate lypolysis (fat-burning) and enhance your fitness levels in just 20min.  Oh, and you will get both a better looking and fitter body in 20min of this kind of workout than you would in 60-90min of a regular workout like jogging.

Josef Brandenburg is Washington, DC’s top personal trainer for busy people. He shows normal people with hectic lives and average genetics how to create the bodies they want in the time they actually have. To find out more about the 7-Day Free Trial click here. You can also pick up a copy of his brand new CD - “Why Eat Less and Exercise More is The Worst Advice Ever” here.

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Help Josef Give Away His Money! Who Would You Sweat For?

I am going to donate $1 per person who participates in (and completes) my 20min Fat-Loss Solution that I’ll be leading as the DC Fitness Advisor for DDOT’s Saturday’s in August.

But, I’m just not sure which charity I’d like to commit the money to, so I’d like your help.  Please vote in a comment right here (scroll down to leave your vote).

Sweat your butt off for a good cause

Sweat your butt off for a good cause

Here are the criteria to keep in mind:

#1.  Non controversial:  no political parties or churches, be creative, but this has to be somebody that DDOT wouldn’t mind being seen in public with.

#2.  Do good work:  I’ll leave a lot of leeway here.

#3.  Good local PR muscle:  I’d like to give away a few grand (that’s the first time I’ve made that statement), so who do you think would be able to help get a few thousand people to come out and participate?

Josef Brandenburg is Washington, DC’s top personal trainer for busy people. He shows normal people with hectic lives and average genetics how to create the bodies they want in the time they actually have. To find out more about the 7-Day Free Trial click here. You can also pick up a copy of his brand new CD - “Why Eat Less and Exercise More is The Worst Advice Ever” here.

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Smart Exercise Does Rev Up Your Metabolism After All

A new study by Edward Melanson and team came out claiming to “bust myth that working out gives you a fat-burning boost.”  However there are at least 9 other studies that show that smart exercise like high intensity interval training does in fact create a post workout metabolic boost and cause your body to burn more fat after the workout.

OK, we get it, aerobics don't work

OK, we get it, aerobics don't work

“If you read the Melanson study you will see that he primarily tested endurance exercise like jogging, and its totally true that this kind of exercise seems to do nothing to boost your metabolism after a workout.  But, if you look at the research on high intensity interval training and very intense circuit training you will see a metabolic boost for up to 38 hours and a shift to burning more fat for fuel after your workout,” says Josef Brandenburg, a Washington, DC fat-loss expert.

“This is why I generally remove all ‘regular’ endurance exercise like jogging from my client’s programs if they want to lose fat – it’s essentially a waste of time.  I replace it with high intensity interval training and metabolic resistance training.  This combination of exercise can get a woman down a dress size in her first 28 days, whereas the jogging seems to do absolutely nothing,” says Brandenburg.

References:
1.  Geliebter, A., et al. Effects of strength or aerobic training on body composition, resting metabolic rate, and peak oxygen consumption in obese dieting subjects. Am J Clin Nutr. 1997 Sep; 66(3):557-63

2. Tremblay A, et al. Impact of exercise intensity on body fatness and skeletal muscle metabolism.
Metabolism. (1994); 43(7):814-8

3.  Bryner, RW. The effects of exercise intensity on body composition, weight loss, and dietary composition in women. J Am Coll nutr. 1997 Feb; 16(1):68-73

4.  Phelain, J F., et al. Postexercise energy expenditure and substrate oxidation in young women resulting from exercise bouts of different intensity. J Am Coll Nutr. 1997 Apr;16(2):140-6

5.  Sedlock, D A. et al. Effect of exercise intensity and duration on postexercise energy expenditure. Med Sci Sports Exerc. 1989 Dec;2196):662-6

6.  Poehlman Et, et al. Resistance training and energy balance. Int J Sport Nutr. 1998 Jun; 8(2):143-59

7.  Hunter, G R. et al. Resistance training increases total energy expenditure and free-living physical activity in older adults. J Appl Physiol. 2000 Sep; 89(3):977-84

8.  Hunter, G R., et al. Resistance training and intra-abdominal adipose tissue in older men and women. Med Sci Sports Exerc. 2002 Jun; 34(6):1023-8

9. Trapp E G, et al. Fat loss following 15 weeks of high intensity, intermittent cycle training. Fat Loss Laboratory, Faculty of Medicine,
University of New South Wales, Sydney, Australia
This is a reprint of a press release from 6-2-09.

Josef Brandenburg is Washington, DC’s top personal trainer for busy people. He shows normal people with hectic lives and average genetics how to create the bodies they want in the time they actually have. To find out more about the 7-Day Free Trial click here. You can also pick up a copy of his brand new CD - “Why Eat Less and Exercise More is The Worst Advice Ever” here.

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