Working Out Just Saved My Life (Really)

I got this story from a client a week or so ago:

“So last Thursday night I went out with a couple of guy friends to a club downtown.  I was the designated driver for the evening, so I drove and gave the car to the valet. Over the course of the night, all of my friends hooked up with girls and told me not to wait up for them and that I was free to leave whenever I wanted. I didn’t have a problem with it since I was keeping myself occupied talking to girls and dancing like an idiot in the crowded club.

“Then this really hot girl I was dancing with invited me back to her place, and I said alright. I drove us back to her apartment where I had to park on the roof of the 8-story parking structure directly across the street. Her apartment was on the building’s 7th floor (this is going somewhere, I promise).

“We get into her place and things start getting hot and heavy…when there’s a knock at the door. Turns out hot girl had neglected to tell me somethings that probably would’ve been good to know: she has a cokehead crazy ex-boyfriend, who’s now angrily knocking on the door with a metal baseball bat Read more